Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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