i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I smell like Dick and happiness
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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