i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
This couple is walking their pig around campus
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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