So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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