i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
be right there i have to get my cape
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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