she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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