He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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