imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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