Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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