trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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