Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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