Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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