I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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