what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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