Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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