Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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