I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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