When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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