Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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