Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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