p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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