I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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