OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
