Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize