YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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