Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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