just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
