what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Randomize