he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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