He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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