Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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