if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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