Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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