The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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