we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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