Where is the hickey?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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