I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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