Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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