saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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