I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
