your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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