He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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