thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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