Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
