I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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