..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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