I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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