Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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