I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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