I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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