Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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