Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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