She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So squirting runs in the family.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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