yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You left your phone here
Wait...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
